Technology does not Jane scare
Twitter, you-tube or FourSquare,
She is plugged in all the way,
She is wired for work and play.
First the gameboy, then shuffle podcast
With new toys she has a blast
Until Facebook stopped her dead in he tracks
As she fretted over privacy cracks.
Now she has overcome her fear
She has kicked her i-drive into a higher gear.
Her most recent infatuation
Is with a social media creation
That keeps track of her location
Across the whole nation.
She is already mayor of the local drugstore,
But she thinks big, wants more!
Sint is giving a helping hand
So you can claim in digi-land
The top tech-savvy spot
Of the baby-boomer lot.